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Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.
SO, I wear Jordans cleaner then your pussy
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via BlondeChick.
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That moment when you’re in a hurry and trying to cross the street, but cars keep going by
and then finally the light turns red
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When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:They’ll be all
“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”
“Yup.”
“Positive?”
“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all
Until I cut it , then they’re all
“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”
PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
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When you’re in class after watching a movie and the teacher turns the lights on…
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If the SOPA and PIPA bills pass and Tumblr gets banned, I just want to say that I love each and every one of you guys, and I am prepared to go down with the ship.
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